peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

deforest:

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

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